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Autobiography Part IThis is a journal entry about my life. I was born on the moon. My parents are the moon rover and Apollo 13. However they are no longer together because an affair occurred between Apollo 13 and Mars. This made me sad =(. When I was -29 I moved to the Galopagos Islands and became a belly dancer. It was then that I discovered my talent for making sandwiches, so I moved to Wisconsin to become a famous Sandwich Artist for Jimmy John's Gourmet Sandwich Shop. That is were I met my wife, Drusilla. She works for a baseball bat manufacturer making chairs. After our sixth child we decided that Wisconsin was to hot so we moved to Kennesaw, Ga. Kennesaw iAutobiography Part I

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Difference between a writer and the insane. One gets paid to tell others about the voices in their head.
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Difference between a writer and the insane. One gets paid to tell others about the voices in their head.
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Difference between a writer and the insane. One gets paid to tell others about the voices in their head.
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Difference between a writer and the insane. One gets paid to tell others about the voices in their head.
I broke DeviantART B)
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Difference between a writer and the insane. One gets paid to tell others about the voices in their head.
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